# Introductions Hi! I'm Alice, and um... Uh.\ I have something I wanna say, I guess... *Fuck yeah, I'm a trans girl*\ *A "fuck the thoughts you had" girl*\ *Yeah, I'm a bad bitch and I won't clean up my act, girl* Hah *I'm a poet and a hot mess*\ *Don't wear a fucking suit and tie, I wanna wear cute dress*\ **(moan)** *"Yes, ma'am," damn, I bet you wanna date this*\ *Well, get in line, sweetie, I'm in high demand, wait list* Yeah *And I'm impatient*\ *Only 3 months, downed the pills, and it leaves me fuckin restless*\ *Your heart is on my wish list*\ *Got pussy on my mind and not just 'cus I wanna lick clits* Damn \ Better calm down a bit here \ **(Is it hot in here? Or is that just me?)**