import Head from "next/head"; import WCard from "../../components/werefox-card"; import TCard from "../../components/testimonial-card"; import MS from "../../components/mutant-standard"; import axios from "axios"; // Async functions to grab user avatars server-side export const getIcon = async ({ json, name }) => await axios.get(json).then( ({ data }) => [name, data["icon"]["url"]], (error) => { console.log(error) return [name, null]; } ); export const getStaticProps = async () => { const promises = Object.entries(USERS).map(([name, { json }]) => getIcon({ name, json }) ); const iconUrls = await Promise.all(promises); return { props: { iconUrls: iconUrls.reduce( (acc, [name, url]) => ({ ...acc, [name]: url }), {} ), }, }; }; // This is where you put the testimonial users' info const USERS = { colabunny: { json: "https://yiff.life/@colabunny.json", url: "https://yiff.life/@colabunny", content: '"please stay your jokes are funny and smart"', }, ElfLord: { url: "https://freedom.horse/@ElfLord", json: "https://freedom.horse/@ElfLord.json", content: `"Someday I'm gonna visit you in Texas, and when I get there, I'm going to realize you don't live in Texas at all, and I'm in the wrong state"`, }, Decimal: { url: "https://plush.city/@Decimal", json: "https://plush.city/@Decimal.json", content: `"I will appreciate the heck out of you any day"` }, skelly: { url: "https://redroo.ml/@skelly", json: "https://redroo.ml/@skelly.json", content: `"this an an official invitation for any one of you to put 'fuck you i dont give testimonials' as a testimonial by me on your profile"` }, Drako_Fenris: { url: "https://yiff.life/@Drako_Fenris", json: "https://yiff.life/@Drako_Fenris.json", content: `"[Alexis' future wife] lives in the ether yet to be revealed. she awaits the day her big tiddie goth gf rides in on her unicorn and rescues her."` }, "00dani": { url: "https://vulpine.club/@00dani", json: "https://vulpine.club/@00dani.json", content: `"*falls in love with you* haha whoopsies 😳"` }, Gumby: { url: "https://puppy.cafe/@Gumby", json: "https://puppy.cafe/@Gumby.json", content: `"im love alexis a lot 💚 🐀"` }, AshBunny: { url: "https://vulpine.club/@AshBunny", json: "https://vulpine.club/@AshBunny.json", content: `"heck. I don't think I can take all of this support."` }, heatherhorns: { url: "https://plush.city/@heatherhorns", json: "https://plush.city/@heatherhorns.json", content: `";~; gpsd gosh"` }, lindsays: { url: "https://hackers.town/@lindsays", json: "https://hackers.town/@lindsays.json", content: `"She's an amazing, sweet, beautiful dork, and a spectacular best friend."` }, }; export default function Testimonials({ iconUrls }) { return (
Werefox Testimonials

Sometimes, people say some nice things about me. Here are some examples!

{Object.keys(USERS).map((user) => ( ))}
); }